Loneliness Warrior Gifts

"Do you realise that, apart from the obscene phone calls, I don't hear another human voice all day?"

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A vampire in a canoe.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

I should probably get out more.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

Woman looking into a mirror

She required plenty of personal space.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

This man is an island.

The lonely figure

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

A politician's dream come true...

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'