Self-love Warrior Gifts

Woman looking into a mirror

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

Me when by BDD shows up

"My fuse about my height is about as short as I am."

"I'm diagnosing selfie-steem issues."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"Dear, it's a well known fact that women's clothes shrink in the closet during winter!"

"Do you promise to love and comfort yourself, on good days and bad, for richer, for poorer, in weight gain and loss, as long as you shall live?"

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

"Don't you dare apologize to me!"

Self Love Witch

'See, I told you you were beautiful.'

Narcissus

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

'Progress. Your prenup process is down to two boxes of tissue a day.'

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"