Self-love Enthusiast Gifts

Narcissus takes a rorschach test.

Ugly monster looks at normal reflection in mirror

Hug someone you love today.

Valentines for Oneself.

Birthday. Get well. Self-congratulations.

Me, myself and I.

'Ms. Collins, order me a dozen roses asap. And make sure I say something flattering to myself in the card.'

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

Significant Otter.

"Will you love yourself, comfort yourself, honour yourself and protect yourself, and forsaking all others, be faithful to yourself for as long as you shall live?"

"I know what you mean. I remember in seventh grade I sent myself a Valentine, just so I could say I got one!"

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

Let your you shine through...

A woman kisses the mirror.

I heart my bum.

"Remind me to send myself a Valentine's card telling me how much I love me!"

I Whisper Your Weight.

Honk if you *heart* yourself.

"I think you've cured my narcissism, I haven't opened the Valentine card I sent myself."

"The universe loves me!"

Over sixty and happy

"I love myself. You love yourself. I guess you could say we're in love."

THE ULTIMATE EGOTISTS.

'Love your obesity.'

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.'

Miss Wibling...remind me to send myself a Valentine's card telling me how much I love myself

Narcissus

'I am less self absorbed now, this year I didn't send myself a Valentine's Day card.'

Learning To Love Yourself

'Does Naturism make my bum look big?'

'He finally kissed the one he loves and then cut his lips on the mirror.'

'It's the first time I've had sex with a girl. . . I mean a girl as hot as myself.'

Greeting Cards for the Narcissist

"I'm still waiting for the day I can marry myself."

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."