Self-love Seeker Gifts

A small but significant step in the spiritual journey of a french fry: 'I am not junk!'

Me when by BDD shows up

"Do I love myself or is it lust?"

"What I am seeking in someone else is myself."

"I'll take it!"

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

Woman looking into a mirror

Planned service changes

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Reflection (with bubbles)

"I left this company to pursue a cause greater than myself. I'm returning because I couldn't find one."

Steve found himself on his travels.

TV-Mirror.

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"I'm diagnosing selfie-steem issues."

Mankini - One size fits all.

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Motorway of the Self

"I've never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

$875,000 later.

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

'I want to be yummy mummified.'

"Good morning, folks, this is Captain Holwood from the flight deck. We'll be cruising at thirty-five thousand feet today, and I'll be finally taking control of my life, struggling to satisfy the needs of only one person—me!"

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."