Self-love Admirer Gifts

"No, you hang up first."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Love

The Sculptor

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Does this make me think I look good?"

Me when by BDD shows up

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

Mankini - One size fits all.

Narcissus' Cat.

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

A giraffe in a hat

'See, I told you you were beautiful.'

"Girlfriend, you're not fat. You're just retaining a little water."

Narcissus

I heart my bum.

Self Love Witch

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."

"Morning Gorgeous!"

'Happy birthday,gorgeous!'