Self-love Admirer Mugs

"No, you hang up first."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Love

The Sculptor

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Does this make me think I look good?"

Me when by BDD shows up

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

Mankini - One size fits all.

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

A giraffe in a hat

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

Self Love Witch

'See, I told you you were beautiful.'

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

"One nice thing about being an amoeba, nobody ever tells you you're out of shape!"

"Girlfriend, you're not fat. You're just retaining a little water."

Narcissus

'Egomania, you say? How on earth did you diagnose me so quickly?'

"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."

"Morning Gorgeous!"

'Of course no one loves you as much as I do dear, unless you include yourself.'