Self-reflection Admirer Mugs

'Happy Valentine's Day.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

That party went well.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

The Sculptor

Your problems are all in your head, Al. This time you're wrong, doctor. I happen to be lying on my keys. The problem is not in my head. It's in my left buttock.

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

'I wouldn't advise you to write your autobiography. It would be a very dull read.'

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

'Someone stole my identity, didn't like it and sent it back.'

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"Maybe I'm just making a mountain out of a molehill. I do that a lot."

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

Caterpillar Paranoia

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

'I have ego issues — at least, I think it's me.'

"I'd describe myself as generous and empathetic. I've always been good at self delusion."