Self-reflection Devotee Mugs

"Your self-loathing indicates you're very perceptive."

"Wow, you really think I'm a good doctor and not totally insane? Thanks, Mr. Snuggles!"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

That party went well.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

'I wouldn't advise you to write your autobiography. It would be a very dull read.'

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'

'Someone stole my identity, didn't like it and sent it back.'

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

"Maybe I'm just making a mountain out of a molehill. I do that a lot."

Caterpillar Paranoia

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

"I'd describe myself as generous and empathetic. I've always been good at self delusion."

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