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"Your self-loathing indicates you're very perceptive."

"Wow, you really think I'm a good doctor and not totally insane? Thanks, Mr. Snuggles!"

Reflection, reflection, on the hook, objection, objection, to the way I look.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

That party went well.

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

Your problems are all in your head, Al. This time you're wrong, doctor. I happen to be lying on my keys. The problem is not in my head. It's in my left buttock.

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

'I wouldn't advise you to write your autobiography. It would be a very dull read.'

This morning I found a thin hair growing out of my knuckle. And so it ends. Your virility, your potential, your conviction, your magnetism, your youth itself

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'

'Someone stole my identity, didn't like it and sent it back.'

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

"Maybe I'm just making a mountain out of a molehill. I do that a lot."

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

When psychiatrists do self analysis.