Self-love Devotee Mugs

"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Spa

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

You're the olive in my martini

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Woman looking into a mirror

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."

"Does this make me think I look good?"

Me when by BDD shows up

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

"You complete me."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

Who says you're pasture prime?

Mankini - One size fits all.

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

Spa day

"What happened to you?!!"

Narcissus

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

"Girlfriend, you're not fat. You're just retaining a little water."

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

Self Love Witch

'See, I told you you were beautiful.'