Self-love Devotee Prints

"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Spa

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Woman looking into a mirror

You're the olive in my martini

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."

"Does this make me think I look good?"

Me when by BDD shows up

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending" yourself on Facebook."

Who says you're pasture prime?

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

Mankini - One size fits all.

"You complete me."

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Narcissus' Cat.

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

Spa day

"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

'See, I told you you were beautiful.'

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

Narcissus

"What happened to you?!!"

"Girlfriend, you're not fat. You're just retaining a little water."

"I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts?"

Self Love Witch