Self-discipline Devotee Prints

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Spa

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."

'What a control freak!'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

Who says you're pasture prime?

"You complete me."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"I try to get a head start on them."

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

Spa day

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."