Self-discipline Devotee Gifts

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Spa

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'What a control freak!'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

Who says you're pasture prime?

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"You complete me."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

Spa day

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

"Sealed for your diets protection."