Self-discipline Advocate Gifts

'They're using honey to draw us out. Fortunately, they underestimate our willpower.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Self-esteem room

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Breast Height Chart

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Mom's Spa'

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"I know you're always taking care of everyone else, but you need to take care of yourself, too. Also, I need my stethoscope back."

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

"I decided to spend the money and have my legs waxed."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"I feel we're making progress."

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'