Sobriety Advocate Gifts

Elf on the Wagon

"I used to get high on life but I 'kicked'."

'I bumped into your mother coming out of the boozer.'

"It stops him from wandering towards the wines and spirits aisles."

Russia sobriety campaign

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Sober Tooth Tiger

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Drinking Conversion Chart

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

'They're using honey to draw us out. Fortunately, they underestimate our willpower.'

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

"About time!"

Alex Higgins

'I've been clean for six months now.'

Turkey...cold turkey.

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

"I'm saving my abstinence for marriage."

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

Alcohol Guideline Amounts: Yobs 304 units.

"No wine or song! That doesn't leave much does it?"

"What do you mean I drink too much!"