Sobriety Warrior Gifts

Alcoholics Antonymous

'Do you find it easy not to think about alcohol?'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Sober Tooth Tiger

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

"About time!"

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

'I've been clean for six months now.'

"It's tough sticking to a diet when you're surrounded by temptation."

'I don't have a shortage of willpower. I have an excess of fairness.'

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

Drink kills.

Healthy Ultimatum

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

'I'm on the wagon.'

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

'Alchohol alone is responsible for your problems.'

Snorting lines of the road on the way to rehab.

Elf on the Wagon

"It stops him from wandering towards the wines and spirits aisles."

'I don't go outside much since I gave up smoking. I associate it too much with having a ciggie.'

"Okay. We're all here because we've relapsed..."

'I get no kick from Champagne, mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all...' 'God, reformed alcoholics are so damned smug!'

No smoking graveyard.

"I wish I'd never started Dry January."