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Alcoholics Antonymous

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Sober Tooth Tiger

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

"About time!"

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

'I've been clean for six months now.'

"It's tough sticking to a diet when you're surrounded by temptation."

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

'I don't have a shortage of willpower. I have an excess of fairness.'

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

Healthy Ultimatum

Drink kills.

'I'm on the wagon.'

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

'Alchohol alone is responsible for your problems.'

Elf on the Wagon

"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."

Drying out Clinic - Sorry, alcoholics only!

'I get no kick from Champagne, mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all...' 'God, reformed alcoholics are so damned smug!'

"Okay. We're all here because we've relapsed..."

No smoking graveyard.

"It stops him from wandering towards the wines and spirits aisles."

'I don't go outside much since I gave up smoking. I associate it too much with having a ciggie.'

"I wish I'd never started Dry January."