Sobriety Journey Sympathizer Prints

Finally Sober

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Sober Tooth Tiger

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

'I'm good. How are you?'

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

"About time!"

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

'Well at least we know there's no chance of either of us being over the drink-drive limit!'

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

'I've been clean for six months now.'

The Vicar in Customs

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."