Sobriety Journey Sympathizer Pillows

Finally Sober

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

'I'm good. How are you?'

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

'Well at least we know there's no chance of either of us being over the drink-drive limit!'

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

"About time!"

'I've been clean for six months now.'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

The Vicar in Customs

'Why didn't you take the elevator?'