Sobriety Enthusiast Pillows

"He used to read him stories but now he just tells him how great he feels since he stopped drinking."

"Okay. We're all here because we've relapsed..."

"I wish I'd never started Dry January."

Club Antisocial

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Peace. Love. Light

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'I think I've got it.'

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

"She said she wanted to get out of the stressful workplace!"

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

Rocco's Dog Training: Out to Lunch . . . Sit-Stay.

Dog Obedience Training Centre.

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

"About time!"

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

The Zen of Regulation