Sober Lifestyle Enthusiast Pillows

"About time!"

REPENT! Get back to nature

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"Marriage and water, I find, don't mix."

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.

'And this is our open-to-anything-plan office.'

'Well at least we know there's no chance of either of us being over the drink-drive limit!'

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

"My name is Andrew, and I need a ride."

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

Turkey...cold turkey.

Birthday Suit Alterations

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

I like him. He makes me almost laugh.

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

"I'm getting not-so-subtle hints of Dry January remorse, envy and resentment."

'You mean a vegan isn't the same thing as a witch?'

Designated Drivers Area

"I warned him not to go vegan."

'It's a nonesie.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins A Commune

2010 festival guide - get stoned, come home.

"They said I could be anything. . . so I became an under-achiever."