Sober Supporter Pillows

Turkey...cold turkey.

"-And now, gentleman, raise your glasses...."

Spin the Bottle on Student Drinking

'Surely you have one friend who could stay sober long enough to be Best Man?'

One day Bob Hope to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Sober Tooth Tiger

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"Marriage and water, I find, don't mix."

'Oi! '

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

"About time!"

'Well at least we know there's no chance of either of us being over the drink-drive limit!'

"My name is Andrew, and I need a ride."

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

'I've been clean for six months now.'

Would she want to know about the anti-smoking drug that he had developed? He pondered.

Drink kills.

Official Whore Artist/Official Piss Artist

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

No-smoking.

No smoking initiative.

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

'Smoking or non smoking,'

Designated Drivers Area