Sobriety Supporter Pillows

'I've been clean for six months now.'

A conversation between two friends

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Who will carry on when I'm gone? All my kids are in recovery."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

Sex Addicts Anonymous - "I can't allow myself the merest sniff."

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

Holiday Cheers and Holiday Tears

"I have committed to a dry January. Your father is pencilling in a dry January the 23rd."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Keeping Dry January

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

Sober Tooth Tiger

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Intolerable

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

'Hello there big fellow! This is Canadian territory and I am your Prime Minister!'

Defensive EU

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

"About time!"

Turkey...cold turkey.

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

Drink kills.

I've been smoking all my life and it's never done ME any harm... But you're only 25!

"No wine or song! That doesn't leave much does it?"

'Do you find it easy not to think about alcohol?'

"Wow, they're getting serious about the smoking ban! Great..."