Sobriety Supporter Mugs

'I've been clean for six months now.'

A conversation between two friends

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Who will carry on when I'm gone? All my kids are in recovery."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

Sex Addicts Anonymous - "I can't allow myself the merest sniff."

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

Holiday Cheers and Holiday Tears

"I have committed to a dry January. Your father is pencilling in a dry January the 23rd."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Keeping Dry January

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

Sober Tooth Tiger

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'Hello there big fellow! This is Canadian territory and I am your Prime Minister!'

Defensive EU

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

"About time!"

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

Turkey...cold turkey.

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

Drink kills.

"No wine or song! That doesn't leave much does it?"

I've been smoking all my life and it's never done ME any harm... But you're only 25!

"Wow, they're getting serious about the smoking ban! Great..."

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

'Alchohol alone is responsible for your problems.'

Elf on the Wagon