Sober Supporter Mugs

Turkey...cold turkey.

"-And now, gentleman, raise your glasses...."

Spin the Bottle on Student Drinking

'Surely you have one friend who could stay sober long enough to be Best Man?'

One day Bob Hope to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Sober Tooth Tiger

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'

"Marriage and water, I find, don't mix."

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

'Oi! '

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

"My name is Andrew, and I need a ride."

"About time!"

Real Hopscotch: 'A 12-Step Program for the addiction to scotch.'

'Well at least we know there's no chance of either of us being over the drink-drive limit!'

'I've been clean for six months now.'

Would she want to know about the anti-smoking drug that he had developed? He pondered.

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

No smoking initiative.

Official Whore Artist/Official Piss Artist

No-smoking.

Drink kills.

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

"I'm getting not-so-subtle hints of Dry January remorse, envy and resentment."

"If you're so sober, why ain't you rich?"