Sobriety Journey Fan Pillows

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Sober Tooth Tiger

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

"About time!"

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

'I've been clean for six months now.'

'I can see it's going to be one of those days — my doughnut just rolled down the mountain.'

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

Drink kills.

'Could you put me into an induced coma for four weeks?'

"Sure, we're attaining enlightenment, but we're not building EQUITY."

'I'm on the wagon.'

'Solar! I thought you said we were going completely SOBER!'

"You know what I miss? Those lazy, crazy, hazy days when we were drinking."

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

'Alchohol alone is responsible for your problems.'

Elf on the Wagon

'I get no kick from Champagne, mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all...' 'God, reformed alcoholics are so damned smug!'

"Okay. We're all here because we've relapsed..."