Spiritual Journey Fan Pillows

"Sure, we're attaining enlightenment, but we're not building EQUITY."

"David doesn't like manna."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

Chill Out Worshippers!

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Steve found himself on his travels.

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"