Spiritual Journey Fan Prints

"Sure, we're attaining enlightenment, but we're not building EQUITY."

"David doesn't like manna."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

Steve found himself on his travels.

Chill Out Worshippers!

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

Go ahead and leave, but you'll come back. You always come back.

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'