Emotional Journey Fan Pillows

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

Wall St. or True Love.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Turmoil change.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"You're sucking all the fun out of my misery."

"Oh no! You, again?"

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"I can be changed!"

NO crying in the wilderness after 10 PM.

'He left me for a guy. I don't know how I'm supposed to feel.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"Did I miss something?"

"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide...in a sports bar with Andrew and Phil."

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

"I'm pregnant."

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

'I always say the wrong thing - which makes me feel worse. I don't know how to handle other people's pain.'

"More powerful than a locomotive...yes, but emotionally fragile."

"You call this opening up?"

I Pagliacci

In it for the long haul.

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

'I take it you've never been part of a pop-up psychology group.'

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

Weeping an Ocean

"Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Anticipation. Yee haw! Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Old age. Shoot."