Emotional Journey Traveler Pillows

"Oh no! You, again?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Wall St. or True Love.

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"Yipeee!"

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Alf and Misery Guts

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide...in a sports bar with Andrew and Phil."

NO crying in the wilderness after 10 PM.

'He left me for a guy. I don't know how I'm supposed to feel.'

"I'm pregnant."

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

A person thinking happy thoughts that insulate him from the gloom around him

'I always say the wrong thing - which makes me feel worse. I don't know how to handle other people's pain.'

I Pagliacci

"You call this opening up?"

"More powerful than a locomotive...yes, but emotionally fragile."

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