Emotional Journey Navigator Pillows

'I try not to push him. After all, his job, his division, his company and his hometown were eliminated.'

"Divorced parents."

Bluebird of Happiness/Pucebird of Malaise

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Large Emoticon Collider

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

The Wishing Well

"That must be the artist over there."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."