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'I try not to push him. After all, his job, his division, his company and his hometown were eliminated.'

"Divorced parents."

Bluebird of Happiness/Pucebird of Malaise

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Large Emoticon Collider

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

The Wishing Well

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."