Emotional Journeyers T-Shirts

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Wall St. or True Love.

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Large Emoticon Collider

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"That must be the artist over there."