Emotional-voyagers T-Shirts

Somewhere between anticipation and nostalgia we should have been happy."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Wall St. or True Love.

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Large Emoticon Collider

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"That must be the artist over there."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."