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Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Wall St. or True Love.

Relationship Warning Lights

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

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"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

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"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

"That must be the artist over there."