Sentimental Traveler T-Shirts

"Such a long trip."

Farewell to the travellers

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Welcome Ghost.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Mad For It

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

A bit of Newlyn.

"Yipeee!"

Rainbow/Horizon

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"Oh no! You, again?"

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

Guru Greg's Soul Repair

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

'...And if we look over to our right, we have the house Voltaire spend his formative years in,,,ahead in the tall grey building we have the home of....'

Rest area - 12 mile.

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

'Somewhere with good karma.'

"Avoid hungry bears."

Honeymooning in Paris.

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"