Emotional Navigator Pillows

The Map of the Human Heart

'You can stop saying 'uh-huh'! I stopped talking to you an hour ago!'

Death with in-trays marked with the stages of grief.

"Some days I feel fine. Other days I feel dandy. I never feel fine and dandy."

Heart Fights With The Brain

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"I feel so much better when we're together." Mother was right, he thought. She's just using me -? for medicinal purposes.

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"I don't mind grabbing your suitcases but you're on your own for the emotional baggage."

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

'He's never there for me.'

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

'Oh, you know. I'm up . . .I'm down. . .'

"Sorry, Walter. I'm leaving you. There has to be more a relationship than wild sex!"

Attacking Psychiatrist

'Why do I say you're in denial about the fear of intimacy? Your injury healed over a year ago, Skippy.'

'Jeremy, are we breaking up, or is it just the phone connection?'

"I'm going through life feeling completely miscast."

"Do I dare get up?"

"Darling of course Mummy and Daddy still love each other. Just much much much less than before."

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

"My emotions ran wild."

"It doesn't look good. They asked for separate checks."

"Let's be considerate of your wife's opinion and discuss her point that you're an idiot."

"Sometimes I can't control myself."

Consternation/Control

"You seem very remote."

"Yes Cynthia, it's lonely at the top. But I take a medication for that."

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

"I am just being hysterical, but I do hate you."

Cycling through emotions

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"You were always my favorite to guilt-trip."