Sobriety Cheerleader Pillows

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Sober Tooth Tiger

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

Al's Teachers' Pets.

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

Hockey cheerleaders.

Normal People Support Group

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

New School Year

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

'I've been clean for six months now.'

Interpretive Cheering

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."