Sobriety Cheerleader Gifts

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Strive to win!

Sober Tooth Tiger

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

Al's Teachers' Pets.

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

Starfish doing the wave.

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

Hockey cheerleaders.

Normal People Support Group

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

Man drunk and unconscious in the street

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

New School Year

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

'I've been clean for six months now.'

Interpretive Cheering

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."