Self-acceptance Cheerleader Gifts

Meet the new beach bod, same as the old beach bod.

Inclusive speech

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Jumping cheerleaders

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

Scenes we'd most like to see...

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Here's the first copy. We only printed 1000 copies of your book.'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

Hockey cheerleaders.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

'Awright, enough with the thin jokes, already.'

Conformity

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

The end is far away. 'Hey, why do you have to bring everybody down?'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

Interpretive Cheering

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

Golf cheerleaders.

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

"You have an outstanding balance."