Inclusivity Cheerleader Gifts

Inclusive speech

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Wheelchair Basketball

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'60 is the new 40.'

Hockey cheerleaders.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Normal People Support Group

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'Awright, enough with the thin jokes, already.'

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

Conformity

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

"....and next we have a same-sex goose couple with a civil rights attorney pair."

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

"I'm sorry...to work at Abbercrummy & Fetch, you must have an 'All-American' look."

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

Interpretive Cheering

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

'I'm not sure who to support. One is spoilt for choice these days!'

"The company is determined to implement an equal opportunities policy that eradicates any suggestion of sexist behavior. If anyone doesn't treat you as one of the chaps then I want to know about it!"