Supportive Cheerleader Gifts

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

Go team!

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Strive to win!

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Hockey cheerleaders.

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

"How long has your brother been in Iraq, Nora?"

'Hello, Mom? ... I got the job!'

"Oh, I'm not lost. I just like your flowerbeds better."

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

Interpretive Cheering

'The good news is, there's room for improvement.'