Crowd Cheerleader Gifts

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Jumping cheerleaders

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

Hockey cheerleaders.

'Your wife came by and left a message'

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

"Oh, I'm not lost. I just like your flowerbeds better."

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

You'd like the eco club. We do good stuff. I'm sure. But there are a lot of clubs. Right? Right. And they all need "diversity," right? So you need to cut the best deal. West Fester High School. I have attractive offers from the debate team, chess club and the cheerleaders. Our 100% green t-shirt doesn't entice you.

Interpretive Cheering

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'