Outdoor Cheerleader Gifts

"I need everybody to come down to the garden to cheer on the tomatoes."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Just Stop Boil

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Ice Skater

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

Freezing

Starfish doing the wave.

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Father Christmas.

Naughty and Nice Queue of kids for Santa.

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

"I'm afraid this year due to the threat of terrorist attacks...customs controls...parking restrictions...I have decided to outsource the Christmas operation to Ebay and Amazon."

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

Prosecco and Pudding

Thanks And Giving.

"Mom, if nothing in life is free, how do you explain Christmas presents?"

"Oh, I'm not lost. I just like your flowerbeds better."

"This is a note to your mother. Next time, it'll be a letter to Santa."

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'