Springtime Cheerleader Gifts

'Well, that's it. Wintah is fianlly ovah!. . . Truck Day at Fenway...the Red Sox head out fah spring trainin', which means this the fahst day of spring.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Jumping cheerleaders

Ice Skater

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Scenes we'd most like to see...

Al's Teachers' Pets.

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'60 is the new 40.'

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

Christmas Tree Lights

New School Year

"School starts soon...."

"Maybe you should use this, Dad!"

"I'm doing my part to inspire a blue ribbon school."

'...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?!...'

'Other dogs eat homework.'

Team Spirit Day: "Excuse me... I get a little choked up when I talk about our team."

'I'm afraid we'll have to get a Santa who can remember his lines'

It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid..

Say it loud! We suck and we're proud!

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

'I try to keep the Christmas Spirit all year long, but usually run out of money in March.'

'My brother plays in that football team, I think he is one of the drawbacks.'

Blue Balloon