Campus Cheerleader Gifts

Scenes we'd most like to see...

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Jumping cheerleaders

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Al's Teachers' Pets.

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Encouraging pats on the back.

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Accountant's Awards - "Our next award is for 'Tax Loophole of the Year'..."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Labour Protests

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

Nebraska Fans

Welcome to our team.

"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday."

'Just a suggestion...have you ever thought of boosting attendance with a bobble-head day?'

New School Year

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

"School starts soon...."

Everyone likes to feel appreciated.

"I think Jennifer Lopez gets a bad rap. She's a smart, ambitious woman who works hard, respects her roots, and follows her heart! She deserves all her fame and glory!"

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

'Other dogs eat homework.'

"I'm doing my part to inspire a blue ribbon school."

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

Summer options for the young.

Student watching college game holds up a sign: Send Calling Minutes.

Happily Scampering Off to Work on a Monday Morning

Teacher's pet popping out of big apple lit up with candles and 'Happy Birthday' Title: Surprise parties for teachers

Come on England

The school has no money for supplies, so take out your cellphone and send a valentine ecard to your neighbor.