High School Sports Cheerleader Gifts

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Jumping cheerleaders

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

Scenes we'd most like to see...

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

Al's Teachers' Pets.

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'60 is the new 40.'

Hockey cheerleaders.

Matthew Perry.

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

New School Year

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

'Just a suggestion...have you ever thought of boosting attendance with a bobble-head day?'

Interpretive Cheering

"School starts soon...."

"I'm doing my part to inspire a blue ribbon school."