High School Sports Cheerleader Pillows

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Jumping cheerleaders

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

Scenes we'd most like to see...

Al's Teachers' Pets.

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'60 is the new 40.'

Hockey cheerleaders.

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

New School Year

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

'Just a suggestion...have you ever thought of boosting attendance with a bobble-head day?'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

Interpretive Cheering

"School starts soon...."

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.