Team Cheerleader Gifts

Say it loud! We suck and we're proud!

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"Merry Christmas, Folks. And I want to say I couldn't be president of this great company without the support of each and every one of you, or people very much like you."

'My brother plays in that football team, I think he is one of the drawbacks.'

Team Spirit Day: "Excuse me... I get a little choked up when I talk about our team."

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Jumping cheerleaders

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

Football supporters.

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

Colleagues Watching TV.

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

Euros 2016

Interpretive Cheering

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'