Teamwork Cheerleader Gifts

'...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?!...'

Go team!

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

Congratulations on your promotion.

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

Encouraging pats on the back.

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Welcome to our team.

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday."

Hockey cheerleaders.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.